Political Conservatives: April 2009

And They Were Worried About Sarah Palin?

Joe "Scarecrow " Biden in 'The Wizard of Oz'

Obama's First 100 Days In Office

"The Truth" by Painter Michael D'Antuono

Wednesday, April 29th is Barack Hussein Obama's 100th day in office.

CNN plans to mark the occasion with prime-time coverage, pre-empting regular programming.

ABC News is planning to mark the day with reporting on "Good Morning America," "World News" and "Nightline," a spokeswoman said.

In addition, 'The Truth' by Painter Michael D'Antuono will be unveiled at NYC's Union Square.

What do you think about Obama's first one hundred days in office?

Read more: "100 Days, 100 Mistakes"

Update: The artist who planned to unveil a portrait of Barack Obama in a Christ-like pose with a crown of thorns upon his brow has announced he is canceling the event, due to "overwhelming public outrage."

Should Water Be Banned?

Lefties will sign anything that promises to save the world... even banning water.

Is Obama Too Big To Fail?

Many people believe the mainstream media's attitude on Barack Hussein Obama is that he's too big to fail.

What CNN has planned for Wednesday night is one of several signs that could be the case.

According to the Associated Press, CNN has a big night of coverage planned for Obama's 100th day in office that will deviate from its normally scheduled programming.

"CNN is marking President Barack Obama's 100th day in office with prime-time coverage," the AP article said. "The big night is April 29, pre-empting regular programming."

The way the media is covering this guy is quite amusing, to say the least.

Separated At Birth?

Modern Day Pirates from The U.S. Congress

Source: IBD Editorials

(In case you cannot read it, the small pirate vessel has "Congress" written on the back. The big ship has "Free Market United States" on it.)

Obama's Spending Cuts Are A Joke

President Barack Obama gathered his Cabinet for the first time, where he ordered members to identify a combined $100 million in budget cuts over the next 90 days.

Just how laughable is Obama's latest stunt?

This graphic from John Fleming of The Heritage Foundation might help:

Did you manage to see the little, itty bitty dot?

Greg Mankiw, an economics professor at Harvard University, offered this analogy:

"To put those numbers in perspective, imagine that the head of a household with annual spending of $100,000 called everyone in the family together to deal with a $34,000 budget shortfall. How much would he or she announce that spending had to be cut? By $3 over the course of the year–approximately the cost of one latte at Starbucks. The other $33,997? We can put that on the family credit card and worry about it next year."

This "budget cut" is a facade. It's smoke and mirrors. It's chump change. It's Obama's way of responding to the nationwide tea parties.

Unbelieveable.

How stupid does Obama think we are?

Source: The Heritage Foundation

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Our Beloved Community Organizer Chillin' With Chavez

Good Times!

The Republican Fisherman

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a fisherman in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me! can you help me?"

"I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above the water elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

'Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

''I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

A Liberal's Idea of a Simplified Tax Code

by Gary DeMar April 16, 2009

President Obama is proposing a simplification of the tax code. We've heard this before.

As it now stands, the tax code consists of 60,000 pages and 3.7 million words.

If the IRS wants to get you, it can easily find a way given so many rules. So what should we expect from a modified and "simplified" tax code created by liberals? It will consist of a single sheet of paper with the following words:

Send us all your money, and the government will send you a check in return of an amount that we think you should have to live on.

Have a nice day.

Tax Day Tea Party!

Cartoon by Lisa Benson

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!" - Bluto from the 1978 movie, Animal House

Are you goin' to a Tax Day Tea Party near you?

"Tax and Spend" by Barack Hussein Obama

As seen on Obama's new CD, "Big Government"

Best Selling Board Game in Europe & Middle East!

If you're overseas, pick one up now! They're flying off the store shelves!

"My favorite new game!" - Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter

Includes a free mini-teleprompter, iPod and instruction manual: "101 Uses for a Genuflecting American President."

(Note: Genuflecting means to grovel or worship, as in a bowing position.)

Mark Twain Was Right

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself."

"There is no distinctly Native American criminal class . . . save Congress."

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

- Mark Twain

Obama Thinks ‘Austrian’ Is a Language

"There's a lot of, uh - I don't know what the term is in Austrian - wheeling and dealing." (Austrians speak primarily German and French.)

Obama thinks there's fifty-seven states?

Makes fun of Special Olympians?

Can't live without a teleprompter?

Says no earmarks, then signs a bill with 9,000 of them?

And the list goes on, and on, and on...

Did this guy really go to Harvard?

Obama's $1 Trillion Plot To Save The World

Barack Hussein Obama has now unveiled a plan to save the world.

Yes, the entire planet earth.

How?

By buying up to one trillion of toxic bank loans.

What does he care? It ain't his money no how.

Obama said the U.S. package was "critical" to economic recovery. Of course he did.

Just like he said we were headed for another Great Depression if the recent stimulus package was not passed by the Democratic led Congress.

Then Obama left town for a few days and went on vacation. And didn't bother to sign the bill before he left. Pffft. Details.

Anyway, this $1 trillion dollars to buy up toxic bank loans is the kind of money that Dr. Evil would demand to hold the world ransom.

The plan aims to remove toxic assets - many of them bad mortgage investments - from the balance sheets of banks through a private-public partnership. Just a little something more with which to burden the taxpayers.

Banks dumping the bad debts will pay a fee. But with the bad assets removed, the banks are expected to start lending again.

But wait! There's more.

Obama said, "The good news is we have one more critical element in our recovery. But we've still a long way to go."

In other words, he's not done with us yet.

Oh joy.

The Bad News vs The Good News

Source: Glenn McCoy

"The bad news is we've had to nix your plan to bill veterans for their medical treatment. The GOOD news is we're moving ahead with your plan to give Gitmo detainees welfare benefits."

"No One Must Ever Criticize Obama"

Source: Cagle.com