On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic Cathedral.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman. Besides, there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church and Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As her aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently on the front pew.
During the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Many of her views are contrary to those of the Church. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her representative obligations both in Washington, D.C. and in California. She simply is not to be trusted."
The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a saint."
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8 comments:
You know, that's absolutely accurate.
The Hawg!
I could see that going down just that way.
I think it's accurate depiction of Pelosi also, just something about her irritates the hell out of me!!
Ha ha! I like the way the Cardinal resorts to childish name calling to describe her! It's funny and indicative of the type of people who are church officials! I wonder if he's also hiding pedophiles...
What MamaFlo said. I can't stand her.
Have a terrific day. :)
The Pelosi pic scared the hell out of me, but the post had me rolling on the floor.
Thumbs up to you from a big fan : )
Are there any Democrats that you like? Are there any Republicans that you don't like?
John Tedder - The only Republicans that I like are conservative ones.
The only Democrats that I like are dead ones.
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